The five questions I'm about to ask you will help you be absolutely sure it's the right thing for you and for your family.
Why the need to plan?
Because as the saying goes (almost): "With great chickens comes great responsibility". And with baby chicks you can multiply that by at least ten.
It may be that you think you've thought about this all you need to. I still want you to read on. It could save you a lot of heartache in the future.
Everyone loves a baby chick in the same way that everyone loves a cuddly kitten or puppy.
They're cute. They small. They're fluffy. They have a definite "awwwww" factor.
And then, they grow up.
They become large, noisy, hungry, very efficient poop machines who need looking after. And they reach that stage incredibly quickly.
It may be that you've thought about keeping poultry for years. You've considered everything, you know what the legal implications are and you've asked yourself all the right questions about how a flock will fit in with your family.
That's great too. But I still want you to read on.
Let me introduce you to Sassy. She's one of my Light Sussex chicks, hatched in the Brinsea Mini Advance incubator. She's just two days old in this photo.
And here she is just four weeks later. "She" was clearly going to be a "he". No crowing yet, but look at the size of that comb...
This is the most critical question of all. Do you want to have roosters in your flock?
Because if you buy "straight run" chicks, you won't be able to tell male from female. and even some reputable hatcheries will mix in males with females.
If you incubate your own, you may be lucky and hatch nothing but hens. Wonderful!
But in all the time I've been incubating and hatching, that has never happened to me. Ever. At best, I've had 70% hens and 30% roosters. Once, I hatched a clutch of 6 chicks, of which 4 were male.
See that cute fluffy chick in the pic above? I called "her" Sassy, because "she" was. And then, one morning, she began to make the strange, strangled sound that can only come from a rooster developing his crow...
This is Sassy. That cute, fluffy little chick grew up to be a handsome, noisy rooster.
And then there's the time when the hormones kick in.
Because, trust me on this, it hurts. A lot.
Those spurs are sharp, and strong. It can make collecting eggs and spending time with your hens a much less pleasant experience. Not every rooster becomes a guard-chicken, but most do. That's their job. They're not "bad" or "aggressive" - they're protectors, doing what they're supposed to do.
This is one of the most serious issues with buying or hatching your own chicks. Before you start, be very, very sure that you can either keep them or find homes for them.
Culling males because you haven't thought things through properly is not acceptable.
Those tiny balls of fluff soon grow. Within a few days they have started to grow wing feathers and within a week, they'll be experimenting with flying. They don't fly far, or for long - but they will, eventually, fly out of your brooder.
If you have several chicks at once you'll discover that within three weeks (at most) they will have outgrown the brooder which you thought would last them for at least a couple of months.
And they can't safely go outside until they're a minimum of eight weeks old. Depending on breed and weather, it can be closer to eleven weeks.
They need to be too large for birds of prey (or even crows) to take, large enough to withstand bullying from the rest of your flock, and they need to have enough feathers to keep them warm without a heat source.
It's a shame video can't communicate smell because, trust me, the smell in my bathroom was not pleasant. So watch the video, listen to my words and decide whether you could put up with this in your house!
Chicks can quickly die of cold, too. So unless you have somewhere warm for them to live you'll have a problem on your hands.
Where will you keep them until then? Have you got somewhere outside which you can keep warm? Or will you have to keep them in your house? And if so, do you really mind your lovely house smelling of chicken poop?
Because trust me, as chicks start to grow, they smell. A lot.
Does it worry you if the bathroom you thought would be a nice, warm place for your chick-babies becomes a place you don't want to look at?
Look at that video. My bathroom was a scene of devastation - and as I pointed out, I cleaned this place. Every. Single. Day.
Could you deal with that? OK - then let's move on!
My next question is relevant before we even look at the process of incubating or buying chicks. It is:
"Are you absolutely sure you have the time, patience, energy and money for chickens?"
I don't want to put you off. I just want you to be sure. I love chicks - hatching is one of the most fascinating and satisfying experiences you can have, and if you have children or grandchildren it's a wonderful experience for them too.
Incubating can be costly - and so can eggs!
Leaving the eggs or chicks themselves aside for a moment - there's all the things you have to buy for a successful incubation and for life after hatching, in the brooder.
Think about it.
So a word of warning: if you are thinking of having chickens to give you free food, think again.
Home-laid eggs are wonderful - and far healthier for you than the mass-produced factory farmed ones.
But they do not come free!
Incubating and hatching chicks is the most wonderful experience. Mostly. But it can be heartbreaking.
Successful hatches don't automatically happen, even if you do everything right. Sometimes eggs just aren't fertile. Sometimes they're fertile and start to develop but die very quickly afterwards, for reasons which aren't always understandable.
Sometimes a chick hatches but has severe physical
problems. Are you willing to cull a chick if her problems are just too overwhelming for her to have a good quality of life?
And sometimes a chick can die at the very point of hatch, or soon afterwards. Hatching is a complex process and a newly hatched chick is fragile. A lot can go wrong, even if you're experienced.
Are you ready for that? Are your kids?
And how do you feel about having to try to correct those things? Are you squeamish about cleaning off a chick's poop? Have you researched how to deal with problems?
Most importantly, ask yourself whether you could you deal with your childrens' tears if it all, or even a part of it, goes wrong.
Once you've thought about these five questions, answered them honestly and still want chicks, that's great - let's prepare to incubate.
But if there's any single part of it you're unsure about, my advice would be - wait.
Think about it some more. Talk to your family. Ask what they think. And then, think some more. Take my quiz to see whether your family is really ready to keep chickens.
I know you might feel frustrated with all this thinking - but trust me with this - it's absolutely critical.
Whatever your final
decision is, you'll thank me for it one day!
If you're not used to incubating, or you have done it before but you could still use some more information, this short series could be just right for you.
I take you through the process of incubation from start to hatch using expert information, pictures, diagrams and videos - one day at a time.
To learn more, click on the pic.
So you've made the decision that you want to hatch some chicks of your own. Great!
Now you need to know what to do to prepare those precious eggs.
From choosing and buying eggs to knowing how to choose the best quality for a successful hatch, this series of articles is where you need to go next.
Don't start to incubate before you read them!